Posted about 1 month ago


Yolo


Hello

Posted 5 months ago




Tag a disappointment.


Posted 5 months ago


No one. Skip.


No one gives a fuck about your PUBG chicken dinner screenshot in stories bro.

Posted 6 months ago



Sadness is when the crypto coin you thought of investing in shoots up in price by more than 100%.

Posted 6 months ago





When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.
~ Elon Musk

Posted 6 months ago



When guests arriving our home don't pickup our call ~
Other countries: Maybe he has lost his phone, or met with an accident on the way.
India: Ghar ke paas pahunch gaye honge.

Posted 6 months ago


Talk dirty to me!


Posted 9 months ago



Guy: Tera dil sach mei soft hai.

Girl: Bhosadike woh dil nhi hai.

Posted 10 months ago



Screenshots travel faster than the speed of light.

Posted 11 months ago


Section 377 scraped!


He: Hello.

He(2): Nahi dunga

Posted 12 months ago



Me: Kitne ki hai ye shirt?

Shopkeeper: 800 ki hai par aapke liye 500.

Me: Kyu mein behnoi lagta hon tera?

Posted about 1 year ago



I was watching Avengers Infinity war and it was nearly the ending when this girl behind me asked her boyfriend "Isme Batman aur Superman nhi aate kya?".
I looked at that guy, he looked at me and whispered to me "Bhai jaisi bhi hai, de deti hai."

Posted over 1 year ago


Dekhte hai


"Dekhte hai" is "No" bolne ki ninja technique.

Posted over 1 year ago


Thank us later JEE boys


Bhaiya aapke liye khush khabri hai!
Agar aap iss saal JEE dene waale hai to apna name physically challenged category mei likhwana aur bolna ki lulli choti hai.
Tumhari shakal hee itni bhaddi hai ki koi lulli check bhi nhi karna chahega.
IIT mil jayega IIT.

Posted over 1 year ago


Christmas gift lena hai! Lelo bhaiyo watch!


Me: Bhaiya wo wrist watch dena.

He: Konsi?

Me: Wo jismei ladki ka dupatta phans jaye.